I walked over to my laptop today and found boot prints all over my keyboard, why one of my LPGB would ever get the urge to type anything is beyond me… maybe I should come up with a new, more rigorous training program to use up some more of their time so they aren’t getting into everyone’s hair so often. To keep me from having to clean off my keyboard in the future I have come up with an invention that runs an electrical current through it to keep the LPGB off of it, of course it nearly causes me to wet myself every time I forget to disable it before logging on, I might have to go back to the drawing board for this machine…

~Little Green Army Commander (Jared)

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