…I won’t add the second syllable.
I’ve had a very bad day. Nothing but people yelling at me non-stop. It’s like the world hates me…I mean, I spilled a glass of water! I do it all the time! You don’t have to scream at me!
Then I went into the bathroom to change and I found out why.
…Why is it synchronized?
Why does biology always make it happen at the same time?
P.S.: I’m going to murder someone if I don’t find the postcard in two days.
Today onee-chan visited me, and I was really happy since she hadn’t written for me in a while. Too busy working on the novel, she says.
And then she showed me something – Chrys-chan’s author-san got onee-chan a Black★Rock Shooter nendoroid! Ah, I’m so jealous! I can’t afford figma…
I wanted her to let me have one, but she wouldn’t give it to me. She said I have to make my own money…aw…It’s adorable!
I wish I had more cash…
She says Chrys-chan’s author-san will give her a Dead Master one to her later too…Why does she get to have these things? She told me that it’s because I already get to have a lot of things that she doesn’t have, but…It’s a nendoroid!
P.S.: At the very least she could tell me who took my postcard.
Our Author has been writing! Or at least, I think she has been writing. I’ve been feeling nothing but lethargic for the last couple of weeks and then -wham- I got a sudden energy burst today that usually only results from her plotting something or the other regarding Charis and me. I have to say I’m teetotal about this revelation. I’d be glad to have a purpose in life again sometime soon; however, I have a nagging feeling that she’s pushing something else aside to spare time for writing. This is September. She should have homework from university. Lots of it.
As long as I have the vim to move my limbs today I’m going to try and find Lily. Ben has been neglecting her something awful, and me and Charis aren’t always available for her either. I’m glad she’s made another friend in Avak and, heck, it wouldn’t hurt for me to get to know the guy too. Lily’s been trying to get Avak accustomed to being further from Val and the infirmary every day…so I think I’ll start my search three rooms away.
Tash-san has made me apologize publicly for what I did, but honestly, I still don’t regret it.
Kannagi is coming back! I’m so excited~ We’ll finally get to see what happened with that Ozuma cliffhanger!
It just makes me so excited~~~~~
P.S. Where. Is. That. Postcard. You didn’t take it, Tash-san, did you? (It’d make sense since you came up with that boyfriend theory…)
Aster. That was you?!
Oh God this all makes sense now. No wonder Sonia’s friends all hate me!
I was just going to glue her locker shut! I don’t like the girl, but you didn’t have to beat her up! I heard two of the teachers saying how she’s got post traumatic stress disorder now.
Great. Not even a month into the start of term, and already a girl has been hurt because of me. Maybe I shouldn’t even be in school. I just cause problems.
If anyone wants me I’ll be in Rhia’s kitchen, eating my bodyweight in soup.
My author has left me alone, for once – she’s planning a birthday party the day after her birthday so she’s got a lot of calls to make, plus she muttered something about it being very coincidental that two people canceled on her because of SATs but then not so coincidental since they canceled on two different things.
I have no idea what that’s all supposed to mean, but the sanity of my author doesn’t concern me, and I finally have peace and quiet again.
Though, it’s a bit too quiet at the moment. It’s always one end of the spectrum for my author – she’s either clinging onto me or pushing me aside due to RL concerns. It’s the latter at the moment, and rather than search fruitlessly for a postcard (Hey, what’s gone is gone, Aster, move on >_>) or dish out some punishment to some school bullies (I’m highly disappointed that I wasn’t invited in on the fun), I’ve been jacking my author’s Pokémon games and screwing around with her files trying to get up to date with some of the latest Pokémon news.
It turns out that Black and White is “pirate-free” – eh, that’s of no concern to me. I’m (mostly) an honest citizen, and I buy my games.
(I would like to take a moment to laugh at my author. HA, I’M FROM JAPAN SO I GET TO PLAY THE GAME BEFORE YOU DO.)
(And on a side note, you just lost the game. Oh yes, this is what I’ll be doing when I wait for my DS to charge – making “that’s what she said” jokes and forcing people to lose the game. I feel alive!)
But for the fans out there, a fan-made movie called “Apokélypse”, or something of that sort anyways, has released a trailer and is enjoying immense popularity right now. My author got all excited over it, but I don’t see what’s so special. The CG is good, I guess, but the puns are bad (Speaking of which, I’ll have to make sure that Shirley isn’t around whenever I’m watching the trailer…I don’t want my laptop to get crushed) and Pikachu looks like a scraggly rat! Blasphemy!
So what have I been doing besides playing video games and annoying people? Well, Chrys decided to drag me out of the Library to have a bit of fun (This is when Aster was off to deal with Emily’s bullies, otherwise we would’ve invited her) in our home universe. We eventually ended up at a photo booth where we snapped up random silly pictures (Hey, we’re Japanese high school girls after all). When we got out of the booth to get our photos, Chrys happened to slip on an empty soda can on the ground outside, and smashed ungracefully into the side of the booth. While Chrys windmilled her arms to regain her balance, the booth fell over with a humongous crash.
And this is where I have to take back my statement that I’m an honest citizen – Chrys and I took out our Plothole Generators and hauled ass out of there. Hey, I have money, but I’m not rich enough to pay for a freaking photo booth.
So, once I got back to – oi! What the hell are you doing in my room?! Stupid author, give me back my laptop! HEY –
[Note to Aster’s author: In the RL variant of this, today was Picture Day. I spotted Chrys’s author and gestured for her to stand behind me in line. She headed over…and tripped over one of the extension cords on the floor, unplugging one of the cameras. That particular line got held up for a while. Chrys’s author was mortified while I laughed uproariously. Now I can safely say that I have two anime stereotype friends: a dojikko and a tsundere (If you forgot who this was, hint – Death is fatal).]
-Fourth wall rumbles ominously-
Goddamn it, my author is almost as bad as Aster…first she bums around with me for an entire week, then she randomly leaves me alone, pops in for thirty seconds, and then disappears again…anyways. Chrys and I got reprimanded for being reckless, but our punishment wasn’t as harsh as Aster’s – we got assigned grunt work – in other words, a huge stack of ungraded Rookie exams.
It took us a while, but we finally finished and handed in the passing exam. Yes, only the paper that passed. I still possess the failed exam papers. What am I planning to do with them?
Well, let’s put it this way – I’m looking for a large pile of marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate.
Did anyone else realise how damn difficult songwriting can be? Thankfully Ben’s got most of the lyrics under control, though some references to a certain wanker in my RL might be discerned from some of them – my input scares me. I mostly take care of the actual musical side, mind you, and I really need to stop myself from making guitar parts you’d need 23 fingers the size of sausages to manage. And keyboard parts that you need to be on speed to keep up with.
I haven’t posted on here for a while. All I can say is – wow, the last few weeks have been busy. Adrian’s back, which is weird and awesome all at once. Call me old fashioned, but I was used to the tradition of once you’re dead, you stay that way. It’s awesome though, apart from her cold I haven’t seen Tash this happy for months. Phoenixia’s a little… odd, though. More so than usual, I mean. She didn’t even want to come out the other night when I was all revved up ready to go exploring the immortal-only bars again – I can’t get in by myself!
Leonard is particularly pissed off at the moment, I have to say. We’ve banned him from band practices because he keeps leaping on Shirley when she’s trying to drum. If he loses any more organs he’ll have to go on life support and I really don’t think Val wants him hanging around…
Bit of a uselessly disjointed blog post I know, but I’m exhausted. I’ve never been in a band before and it takes up a lot of time – not that I’m complaining of course, it’s awesome and so much fun!