Justice is cruel, but satisfying.
You’re wondering why I was gone today, huh?
So I finally got so fed up with the girls bullying Emily-chan that I followed her to her school. It was pretty hard waiting for those bullies to come out, but come out they did. And Emily-chan sure has reason to hate them!
That girl, Sonia I guess her name is – she’s ugly. Really really ugly. Her hair is all straight at the bottom and curly at the top, like she put a hair straightener to her head and was too lazy to do the top. Or she used a hair curler on the top and didn’t touch the bottom. Whatever. I think she’s under the impression it’s good-looking though.
Anyway so after all of the girls had left I followed that girl to her house and grabbed her when she wasn’t looking and gave her a nice punch to the face. (I didn’t miss the punch for once!) Then I stuffed a bit of darkness in her eyes so she couldn’t see what I was doing and then took her for a fly. Then after a bit of flying I dropped her. She was so convinced she was still falling, even though I dropped her only one foot from the ground!
So I told her there are bad, bad things that will happen to her if she does anything bad to Emily-chan again – and I will know.
And if that doesn’t scare her away (it probably didn’t, since now she hates me so much she might take it out on Emily-chan), I’ll be ready.
When I got back, Hati-san was really, really mad at me and gave me this really boring hour-long scream lecture, then put me on probation. No more missions for a week. I don’t mind. It was so worth it.
P.S. Whoever took my postcard is not and never will be my boyfriend. This isn’t funny. Give it back!