Archive for the ‘Tyler’ Category


August 29, 2010 1 comment

If anyone is in need of a small boost in energy, I have emptied one of Adrian’s obstacle courses, and left a couple cokes at the end, in an ice cube. There are a few traps along the way, which I shall list for convinience.

-A swinging blade: Disable with lever on wall.

-A Pitfall: Look for the odd block out right after the swinging blade.

-Five rope traps: Step around the yellow blocks

-Sixteen dart throwers, a fireball thrower, and an automatic crossbow: Bring a partner and waltz through it. You have no idea how strange it is waltzing with your own illusory self, and it’s a waste of a good Mirror Image scroll.

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August 27, 2010 Leave a comment

Today, I went through one of Adrian’s obstacle courses. Not for chocolate, seeing as he was cleaned out a long time ago, but just to keep myself sharp. About halfway through, I got caught in a rope trap. I was hanging there, suspended by an ankle, trying to free myself….

Then Adrian walked in.

He gave me dusting duty for a week, so I had to drop a fish on him…BUT HE’S BACK! Maybe things will start getting back to normal now? I hope so.

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Got a Feeling

August 25, 2010 Leave a comment

That was odd…Something caused a wave of energy to flood the Library for a moment. I was reading a book when it happened, and I felt the power even behind the shield I make to ensure peaceful reading….Maybe there are dimensionquakes after all….huh.

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Paranoia and Firebreathing Ants

August 24, 2010 Leave a comment

I followed Tom’s hint, and I found that firebreathing ant….but it escaped. Now I’m constantly worried I’m going to turn around and see a fireball headed for me. If anyone sees a five-inch long bright red ant, please kill it and tell me, okay? Thanks all.

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August 18, 2010 1 comment

I have come to a fundamental conclusion on something…….if the LPGB use my spellbook as a shelter one more time, I will dismantle them and drop them in the incinerator. They’re worse than the mold that used to live in the second kitchen!

Jared, if you don’t do something about them, I’m keying Chevila again. With a acetylene torch and a chainsaw.


P.S. If anyone sees a firebreathing ant anywhere, please tell me. I want one to study/dissect/experiment on. Thanks!

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August 14, 2010 Leave a comment

I hate to add more fuel to the proverbial fire, but my Wall of Defense appears to have disappeared. I left it on my desk to go get a sandwich, and when I came back it was gone. I asked a couple Agents if they’d seen it, and they all mentioned seeing it in the main room, but when I got there, all I found was a note saying “Beware of the Leopard,” and a photocopy of a photocopy of my Wall of Defense. Very odd,

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